Mild Case of Road Rage — Part 2

See Part 1 here.

[Very Slow]While riding in my Jag-u-ar,
What to my surprise.
A little Pon-tiac was following me
About one third my size.
The guy must’ve wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn.
Beep! Beep!
I’ll show him that a Jag-u-ar
Is not a car to scorn.

Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep. Beep! Beep!

[Slow]I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake.
But the little Pon-tiac stayed right behind;
He still had on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I’ll show him that a Jag-u-ar
Is not a car to scorn.

Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep. Beep! Beep!

[Normal]My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust.
Soon we were doing ninety
Must’ve left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car,
I couldn’t believe my eyes:
The little Pon-tiac was right behind
I think that guy could fly.

Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep.

[Faster]Now we’re doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race.
For a G5 to pass a Jag-uar
Would be a big disgrace.
The guy must’ve wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn.
I’ll show him that a Jag-u-ar
Is not a car to scorn.

Beep beep. Beep! Beep! Beep beep. Beep! Beep!
His horn went beep beep beep.

[Fastest]Now we’re doing a hundred and twenty
As fast as I could go.
The G5 pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow.
The fellow rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear,
“Hey, Buddy, how can I get this car
Out of second gear!”

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!