Patchwork Mechanic
A few weeks ago, one of our Volvo mechanics handed me the patch and said, “I know you’re a SAAB nut and found this while I was cleaning out some things. I thought you’d like it.” I do like it especially as it describes my abilities: associate-assistant-step-aside-pay-somebody-else-to-finish-the-job-before-you-ruin-it-technician.”
Yep, that’s me.