Stupid Car Jokes
Q: How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I’m going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Q: What does CHRYSLER stand for?
A: Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Q: What does DODGE stand for?
A: Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Found In A Trashcan
Q: What does MERCEDES stand for?
A:Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Q: What does SAAB stand for?
A: Styling Absent After Buyout (GM that is)
Q: Know why the British don’t make computers?
A: They couldn’t figure out how to make them leak oil!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like to get a gas cap for my Yugo” and the parts guy says, “Okay, that sounds like a fair trade.”
“Back when Toyota was designing the original Lexus LS400, they had a test they used to check quality. They would put a cat in a car in the evening, go home, and when they got back the next morning, if the cat was dead they knew the car was airtight. We decided to try that with a New Yorker. When we got back the next morning, the cat was gone.”